||Name: Kurtis "Suave Stache" Holsapple
Location: Portland, OR
- During training season my diet consists of nothing but easy mac and little smokies.
- Spent two years in Monmouth.
- Can beat Super Mario Brothers in under a half an hour.
- The beats and the less manly sounding parts behind "Dirty Lip."'
- Plays a mean piano.
- Is playing all the games of freecell through in a row. Is currently on game 1694 (3-13-06).