Name: Kurtis "Suave Stache" Holsapple

Location: Portland, OR

Aliases: LaPuBell



  • During training season my diet consists of nothing but easy mac and little smokies.
  • Spent two years in Monmouth.


  • Can beat Super Mario Brothers in under a half an hour.
  • The beats and the less manly sounding parts behind "Dirty Lip."'

Other info:

  • Plays a mean piano.
  • Is playing all the games of freecell through in a row. Is currently on game 1694 (3-13-06).