||Name: Morgans Door
Location: Portland Or., the Magical Forest
Aliases: Chub Norris, The Tall, Kick Ass Josh, and The Chopper
- Rocking so hard our beards hurt,
- took a two week course in squirl training
- thousands of hours spent watching reruns of "Cops" (the best place to find moustaches since the eairly 80's)
- We each have a bachelors degree in Kung-Fu widdeling
- Have watched Anchor Man well over 50,000 times.
- Have sported many beards from the
"fu-man-shu" to the "Burt Reynolds"
- have played shows in different area codes, while sporting the stach
- Are working on a song for the Moustache March Album
- Also regular particepents in Moustache May-hem.
- In addition to loving Moustaches, we hate Zombies. We fight them. Its Just what we do, alright? Don't look at me like that.