Location: Portland Or., the Magical Forest

Aliases: Chub Norris, The Tall, Kick Ass Josh, and The Chopper

MySpace:http://www.myspace.com/morgansdoor

Training:

• Rocking so hard our beards hurt,
• took a two week course in squirl training
• thousands of hours spent watching reruns of "Cops" (the best place to find moustaches since the eairly 80's)
• We each have a bachelors degree in Kung-Fu widdeling
• Have watched Anchor Man well over 50,000 times.

Accomplishments:

• Have sported many beards from the
  "fu-man-shu" to the "Burt Reynolds"
• have played shows in different area codes, while sporting the stach
• Are working on a song for the Moustache March Album
• Also regular particepents in Moustache May-hem.

Other info:

• In addition to loving Moustaches, we hate Zombies. We fight them. Its Just what we do, alright? Don't look at me like that.