Location: Wilsonville, OR

Aliases: Yetep, Spyder

MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/michaelpetersontheband

Training:

• Attended 4 different Tom Selleck’s Magnum, PI Moustache growing seminars
• Attended the "Groucho Marx Academy of Moustache Growing"
• Was born in Ellensburg, WA
• Have watched over 30 Westerns

Accomplishments:

• Took a crap that had a moustache
• Worn a moustache in 8 different states
• Dated a girl with a moustache (yes it was a girl not a man, I checked, twice)
• Grew a moustache that started Operation Iraqi Freedom

Other info:

• One time in college while playing in a basketball game fans for the other team started calling me Teen Wolf
• I am held in high esteme for my Kung-Fu kicks "Deamon Slayer", "Thor's Hammer", and "Roundtime Funhouse"