||Name: Sgt. Dustin Dirty Stache Cook
Location: Wilsonville..North Side suckka!! (Locals only)
Aliases: Full Throttle, Weasel, Thunder Lips.
- 12 years of shaving my upper lip with conventional Razor.
- I used to own 3 men and a baby on VHS.
- Spent 18 years in Albany, OR.
- Born into the Cook Family.
- Landed a super Hot Wife who finds the Mustache irresistable!
- With some good friends led a Mustache Army for 4 years now.
- Completed a Mustache inspired album.
- I love suede.
I hate Stuffed Animals.
I love seude Stuffed animals.
I Hate the taste of Brut Cologne.
I find the Smell of Brut Cologne Drinkable.
I Hate Broccoli.
Yet...I Hate Broccoli.
I love the TV show Alf.
I hate TV commercials with ALF in it.
I love Baywatch.
I love Baywatch Nights!